Carpet

We ended up staying in a different motel after we got to Orlando. I honestly.. I don't even know how to explain half of what happened when we got there.

So we get to our room and it doesn't look too bad, except for the old-man-stink curtains.  We lug our bags into the room and discover this;

The second offender is on the far right (slightly lighter burn)

Okay, first I'd like to explain that the motel may have been pretty dismal but it did provide an ironing board so I'm not entirely sure how this happened.

You're watching TV and get distracted and just.. accidentally drop an iron on the floor? Then leave it there for roughly a minute? Okay, I guess I can give you that..but TWICE? How do you go "Whoops! Dropped the iron..guess I should pick that thing up.. Uhm.. Okay, yeah, let's go do that now." only to repeat the event TWICE?

Did you not recognize the stench of burning carpeting?

Were you just really pissed off at the carpet and wanted to teach it a lesson?

The world will never know.

After giving up on trying to figure out what happened to our carpet, I decided to wander around and see what this new city had to offer entertainment-wise. We went to one of the souvenir stores in the surrounding area. Walked by the cashier and saw;

Which would seem perfectly normal except for the fact that it was located directly next to this;

Ffffantastic.