Monday, August 22, 2011

Stripper McGee

All my old pictures are sorta scattered about, so bare with me for the chronologically incorrect posts.

On our way to Florida we made a stop in Las Vegas. We only stayed there briefly, yet somehow I managed to snag a (blurry) picture of their airport. Heaven forbid we have to wait a whole two-second drive to the strip before we can lose all our money.

Greed and Envy are kinda the same sin, why are they counted twice?
Prior to that my family has had a lot of experiences with Vegas. We went up there for my birthday a while back, we found a man with a lovely set of knockers.
True to it's name, the City of Sin did not disappoint. So far we've got Greed/Envy, Lust.. let's see if we can get the full experience, shall we?

Aladdin, an old hotel in Vegas, was recently bought out and replaced. It was a Middle-easternish theme and was absolutely wonderful. Vast ceilings painted as the sky, a magnificent bazaar market, belly dancers contorting and twisting, and a generally pleasant atmosphere.

However, after it was bought out, it was replaced with something a bit more whorewholesome
One of these things is not like the others!
Since we already have Lust I'm gonna chalk this one to American Pride instead (maybe even sloth for being too lazy to tear down the OLD design before throwing in Stripper McGee).

Then we have giant bear-cub sized gummy bears. As if gummy bears weren't bad enough for you, now you can eat one the size of your liver..which has probably shriveled up since you arrived in Vegas.

It's like a Teddy-bear with a Diabetes-inducing bonus!


I don't really have a picture for wrath but.. I do have.. uhh...QUICKLY, throw up a picture and flee before they catch on!

Hey baby, are you by any chance into old man crotch-shots?
(u mad?)

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