Thursday, August 25, 2011

Shanking knife

I went to my friends house the other day. She doesn't live in a bad neighborhood or anything like that, but she lives alone and is slightly paranoid. I found this on her table;

Yeah, that's a makeshift shank. I don't even understand why she decided having a chunk of glass as a shank would be a good idea. You'd cut yourself trying to stab any assailants.

I think if anything she's using it to defend herself from monsters more-so than rapists or murderers. Which is stupid because everyone knows monsters are immune to shanking I:

So for her birthday I'm considering going into the market for a proper shank. Perhaps I'll head by Dora's place and check out her selection.

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