Day one

We finally get to our room. In southern California, weather is illegal; It is pleasantly warm and sunny at all times.. So waking up to pounding, ear shattering wads of water falling from the sky had thoroughly convinced me that this particular motel room had done something to anger the gods.

WHAT ARE YOUUUUU?

 After the angry sky-water had passed, my family and I drove around for a while to get our barrings. See where the grocery store was, and what not. However, to further promote my angry gods theory, we saw this museum;

Obviously the only rational explanation is that a colossal being was displeased :I ate all the museum-goers inside like a box of raisinets, and threw it back down when he was finished.

Not too long after that I found a shark in a random pond. Not a real shark mind you.. just the fin. I'm not entirely sure what it's purpose was, but I think it was implemented in order to scare off kids who would jump in. If anything it made me more eager.

Pond shark just wants to be loved D:

To completely shatter my fragile psyche..we found this "hotel". What is this.. I don't even..

Classy