Monday, February 27, 2012

Tips for Valentines Day

So you wanna woo your lady this valentines day? (Sorry, if you're trying to woo your man this season tough nuts, because I haven't the slightest clue myself either.)

Well look at these marvelous gifts available at a grocery store near you ;D!

This gives you an excuse to finally use the line, "I wanna put my hot valentines meat inside of you tonight"
Because nothing says "I love you" more than cheap slabs of dead animals in anatomically incorrect organ shapes <3! Every girl's DREAM! What a romantic you are.
Why did that last slab of steak have a stab wound?

It comes in seafood versions too, so you can finally ask her if she's interested in porn. That way you have an out when she gets offended. Just say you meant "Prawn"!

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