Well look at these marvelous gifts available at a grocery store near you ;D!
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| This gives you an excuse to finally use the line, "I wanna put my hot valentines meat inside of you tonight" |
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| Why did that last slab of steak have a stab wound? |
It comes in seafood versions too, so you can finally ask her if she's interested in porn. That way you have an out when she gets offended. Just say you meant "Prawn"!
