German pasta sounds way more fun.

Maybe those hetalia shippers were on to something... Germany x Italy doesn't sound so bad after all.

I feel like using vodka sauce on this would be kind of inappropriate...

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Halloween last year, I decorated our place in a sort of.. half-assed thrifty way.

Yeah, that's a paper plate.. a HAUNTED paper plate.

Only we got complaints that the doorbell was too frightening for the little children in our neighborhood... 

This was my solution.

He's not scary, he's just... inquisitive.

Tips for Valentines Day

So you wanna woo your lady this valentines day? (Sorry, if you're trying to woo your man this season tough nuts, because I haven't the slightest clue myself either.)

Well look at these marvelous gifts available at a grocery store near you ;D!

This gives you an excuse to finally use the line, "I wanna put my hot valentines meat inside of you tonight"

Because nothing says "I love you" more than cheap slabs of dead animals in anatomically incorrect organ shapes <3! Every girl's DREAM! What a romantic you are.

Why did that last slab of steak have a stab wound?

It comes in seafood versions too, so you can finally ask her if she's interested in porn. That way you have an out when she gets offended. Just say you meant "Prawn"!