I thought I was gonna come on here and explain why there's a huge fraggin gap in my posts, explain reasons for why I "am so busy", and apologized.. but then I realized you're not here for that. If you really wanna go read someone's long post about being sorry for no content, just google the word "blog" (or webcomic actually..) I assure you at least 93.6% of them will have that exact post you're looking for. Just replace their name with mine and you'll have the same feeling I: (I like how I mention how I'm not going to do that then
immediately do that just by explaining how I'm not going to.)
So this post isn't entirely wasted
;
Tips for wooing your lady:
Chocolate: Yummy! Turns your insides into concentrated happiness.. May result in love and kisses (
☑).
Wine: Relaxing and good for the heart. May result in love and kisses (
☑)
Chocolate wine? Definitely will result in Gastrointestinal stress and mild to sever cursing (
☒).
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| Government warning: May result in early termination of chances of you getting laid...ever. |
I didn't take a sip of the thing xD but someone who drank it said it tasted fine so take this fairly lightly.
